Humor
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It was at the end of the school year, and
a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The
florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and
said, "I bet it's some beautiful flowers."
"That's right" the perplexed
boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she
said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's
daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said,
"Yummm...I bet it's a box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you
know?" asked the surprised girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said
the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the
liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it
was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and
touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with
some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking
a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with
more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before
declaring, "Hmmmmm...I give up, what is it?"
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Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate Life, Chapter 11,
verses
1-15:
1. In the beginning was the Plan.
2. And then came the Assumptions.
3. And the Assumptions were without form.
4. And the Plan was without Substance.
5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of
crap and it stinks."
7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a
crock of dung and we cannot live
with the smell."
8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a
container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that
none may abide by it."
9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a
vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another;
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
11. And the directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them,
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him
"It has very powerful effects."
13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
14. And the Plan became Policy.
15. And that is how S__t Happens.